In Search Of A Job That Does Not Involve Fairy Dust

So it is back to reality in a week! Therefore and because my initial plan fell through I must find a job. Quickly!!!!!
My responsible side is now nagging me and so I have to be good about it, and my other side starts telling me how irresponsible I am, how I should have never come on this trip, how do I intend to pay for bills when I get back, or even right now for that matter. It kind of just makes me want to cry and go back in time, despite of all I have learned, enjoyed and saw these past 6 weeks in Africa.
My mind feels like a flushing toilet right now! I have sent resumes, to hotels, schools, malls, and every other possible job you can think of besides whoring.
My boyfriend has more faith in me than I do, because for some reason he thinks I am going to nail a really awesome job, to be honest right now I would just be happy with a cleaning job that paid me 500 euros, any offers?????
I can clean and be a writer, it actually sounds like it could be a novel and all:)
The time is nearing, and honestly I just want to run away for all these different reasons, but either I get a job soon or I might have to contemplate suicide, homelessness or...no i don't even want to think about it.
Experience has taught me I am an over thinker, I stress about problems I do not have yet, but I like to play on the safe side and right now I want a job SO I CAN ENJOY MY LAST DAYS HERE IN PEACE WITHOUT FEELING LIKE I WILL CRY EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT GOING HOME!See, stress, I am sure one day it will make something burst in my brain and I will die.
I thought writing would make me feel better, but really it is not, so maybe I should just go back to my crusade of Resume sending.
Getting a job is a lot like hunting, you have to be smart, sneaky and prepared!
Pray for me!!!!!!